(Lt. Com. Grog was rushed to Sickbay as I.B.I.D. and Lt. Zee began to cut the rest of the 2XL+ Crew free of the powerful webs that bound them for so many space hours. The mysterious web spinner at last began to answer Commander Eagle's many questions...)
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"...commander, let me apologize for what could appear to have been a hostile takeover of your ship... it may infuriate you to know that i was in fact hired by your superiors, who i am not at liberty to name, for the purposes of testing your crew's readiness and skill in the face of dire conditions...interesting then, don't you think, that my report to them on this incident will and must detail the almost childlike ease with which I commandeered this vessel? in addition, i am required to report the fact that i was forced to rescue your away team from certain death in order to complete my mission of capturing the entire crew alive, which will no doubt be a source of unparalleled amusement for my employers who are familiar with epic failures, i assure you..." |
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"... frankly commander, it was prof. haley here who gave me access to your ship via a service hatch that he left open while attending to his helium radish garden... which i believe is in direct violation of procedure, and your orders...hehe... isn't that right, professor?..."