**"This is Commander JT Eagle of the ASA 2XL+...
We are on a mission of scientific exploration and we have no quarrel with He Who Eats Everything... Your engines appear to be running a bit dirty, Captain... perhaps our technical crew can help tune your ship to run a little cleaner... you guys don't want to contribute to Universal Warming, right?"**
   

"Your technical refinements are primitive and would bring only disgrace to The Servants of He Who Eats All!

Surrender your ship to us, or prepare to be destroyed!"