**" ... well, uh, Mr. Uberbean Sir, I'm just sure there is some kind of mistake here... see, my harmless friends and I are here as representatives of the Universal Census Bureau and well, you see, the funniest thing happened..."**

"SILENCE! What do you take me for, a tea cozy? I know you came here in a ship that now hides behind Rhumba II, and I know you destroyed a pair of our war ships and de-beaned three of our surface guards! So NEE-NER NEE-NER!"