"You see Commander, The Plushy War Council has been searching for a soldier that is too afraid to act on its own volition... just the kind of Beanie Warrior needed to take over the Universe...

And look, he's all wrapped up like a Holiday #11 gift...

Teleportation Room, bring me THAT GROG!!

And see if Marketing can come up with a name that is a little more loveable, like 'Green-Go' or maybe 'Hulkenstuff'...'"