**"Commander... where are they taking me...?"**

**"... no time for that right now, Grog... just keep practicing those affirmations and don't become filled with horror... no matter what happens from here on out, you are a Smallonaut, and that means something..."**

**"Johann... please..."**

Commander's Personal Log:
Saying good-bye to my new first-mate is the deepest cut so far... what can I tell him? Get well soon? He must have some stinky karma, that's all I can figure..."