As Quartermaster and Director General of the Department of Accessories, it is Ivan's responsibility to keep track of the multitude of bobbles and costume pieces in use throughout the Smallish Empire and her subsidiary colonies. His organizational skills and innate sense of order have lead to the implementation of the Ivan Decimal System, a dynamic numbers game with but a handful authorized technicians.

He is also the Official List Master for wearesmall.com's Small Mailing List.