"I was out to check on things as a favor while ol' Bob does
his time, when I hear'd this voice a'callin' out from the well.
But it weren't a 'help me!' sort of call like when the
kids fall down there, it was more like an alphabet lesson, except
the fella was stuck between Q and S repeatin' hisself!
Well, I went in to have a closer
look and sure 'nough there was a fella down in ol Bob Tater's
well, scoopin' up coins that ol' Bob's granchrrin tossed down
there for wishes. And he had this bent metal hand of sorts...
Don't that just beat all?
I told that fella about how ol'
Bob leveled that mule barn last time he got really cross, and
the fella runned away... still practicin' that alphabet as he
What do you think it all means?"