Stranger:
"So, I sign on... and you'll see to my welfare? No thanks."
Obadiah:
"Now, wait just a dang second here Mr. Furious sir, these fellers don't speak for me! My name is, uh... Parker, Richard Parker! Yep, that's it, and heck I guess you could say I've been ready for a change, even been hoping on it some! So dangit, send me off to shivering school and show me where you stack them timbers, ain't that right? Hehe...? heh?"
Capt. Furious:
"... the one with the melon head will be our new cabin boy... Mr. Smee, see that he is initiated properly... and this small boy... I am appointing him chief bilge rat chaser as of now..."