"Well... I'll tell you what happened but danged if I know
what I saw... I was headin' out to put m'shovel back in the shed
when I hear this funny singin' goin' on, like sailor songs. Comin'
from the shed! I go in for a closer look and sure 'nough, some
fellla with one eye is gettin' hisself drunk in there, singing
'bout 'Yah-hoo-hoo and a bottle of gin!' or some such thing."
"Well, I start tellin' him
I don't need no fellas singin' sea songs in m'shed and how I
might want anyone doing such to leave, and so he does. But he
stole two of m'chickens on his way out!"